Tuesday, November 16, 2010
hello my lovely dashers!! i know everyone else is probably also watching the results for last nights dancing with the stars too (...ok actually thats probably just me...) we just wanted to thank you all for your questions! we are, as promised, discussing each and every question and topic and will be posting some of them within the next week. keep em coming and if you want YOURS posted this next week try to get them in soon! we love opportunities to share our extreme levels of wisdom.
Monday, November 15, 2010
ok dashers, we KNOW you are out there reading, so as a thank you and an encouragement to keep reading we have thought of a brilliant plan. so brilliant i almost thought we were in hawaii for a second. for our first 20 followers we are going to award you with a fantastic christmas present.... a plate of delectable baked goods made with love by US!!!! they will be delicious (one of us IS in culinary school ya know, so there bound to be amazing. plus they will be from us, so theyre bound to be awesome.)
so keep reading/following and you shall be rewarded!!!
a and w love our bloggers!!! oh my god we should make shirts....
so keep reading/following and you shall be rewarded!!!
a and w love our bloggers!!! oh my god we should make shirts....
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Q&A with A&W
Hello Blog Dashers!
We have decided to add an advice column to blog dash! Send us an email and every week we will post your questions with our borderline amazing advice!
Aandw1@hotmail.com
We have decided to add an advice column to blog dash! Send us an email and every week we will post your questions with our borderline amazing advice!
Aandw1@hotmail.com
Friday, November 5, 2010
You know how there are those people out there who believe that everyone should experience heartbreak at least once in their lives? well those people either experienced a REALLY mild form of heartbreak, or have never experienced it at all. i hate those people. if you are one of them, stop saying that because heartbreak is awful.
thats my lesson for the day, be good kids and apply it to your life.
you will probably hear me refer to my recent break up/ past relationship a lot on blog dash, partially because i learned so much from it and partially because i think many many funny stories can come out of that miserable experience with that miserable little man... for the purpose of security and to respect his privacy lets call him....hmm... how about eric.
so there i was, stumbling down the 5 million steps to reach my apartment door, arms full of toilet paper i stole from my parents house and clothes i needed for drill this weekend when i see a package at my door. everyone loves a package right? i mean according to maria from sound of music it should be one of my favorite things! i look at the name and saw who it was from. *a quick backup: eric and i did NOT end well. i would tell you the last thing he said to me, but my grandma might read this sometime and that would be a super awkward thing to try to explain*. so these were the thoughts that ran through my head in succession... the 1st half a second was "oh maybe he wrote me a long letter apologizing and hoping we can end on good terms!" (ha) followed by "no.... thats definitely not what this is going to be" followed by "i wonder if i should dawn my gas mask in case he sent me something that will immediately kill me." but no, no, no. eric, dear, sweet, mature, 33 year old eric had filled the package with every single letter and card i had sent or given to him and every picture we had taken throughout the coarse of the relationship and written with sharpie "i fucking hate you" "lying, cheating, whore" "i hope you fucking die" all over every SINGLE piece of it (by the way, i could and would never cheat on someone... i mean, i still feel bad for killing a fly in my shower on wednesday.)and then tore it up and sent it off.
"who does that?!?!?" you might be asking yourself. well, blogdashers, crazy people do that.
thats my lesson for the day, be good kids and apply it to your life.
you will probably hear me refer to my recent break up/ past relationship a lot on blog dash, partially because i learned so much from it and partially because i think many many funny stories can come out of that miserable experience with that miserable little man... for the purpose of security and to respect his privacy lets call him....hmm... how about eric.
so there i was, stumbling down the 5 million steps to reach my apartment door, arms full of toilet paper i stole from my parents house and clothes i needed for drill this weekend when i see a package at my door. everyone loves a package right? i mean according to maria from sound of music it should be one of my favorite things! i look at the name and saw who it was from. *a quick backup: eric and i did NOT end well. i would tell you the last thing he said to me, but my grandma might read this sometime and that would be a super awkward thing to try to explain*. so these were the thoughts that ran through my head in succession... the 1st half a second was "oh maybe he wrote me a long letter apologizing and hoping we can end on good terms!" (ha) followed by "no.... thats definitely not what this is going to be" followed by "i wonder if i should dawn my gas mask in case he sent me something that will immediately kill me." but no, no, no. eric, dear, sweet, mature, 33 year old eric had filled the package with every single letter and card i had sent or given to him and every picture we had taken throughout the coarse of the relationship and written with sharpie "i fucking hate you" "lying, cheating, whore" "i hope you fucking die" all over every SINGLE piece of it (by the way, i could and would never cheat on someone... i mean, i still feel bad for killing a fly in my shower on wednesday.)and then tore it up and sent it off.
"who does that?!?!?" you might be asking yourself. well, blogdashers, crazy people do that.
Saturday, October 30, 2010
There are 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who are interested in what we have to say, and those who dont yet know that they are interested in what we have to say. Our names are Amanda and Whitney, and this blog is a small insight into viewing life through our eyes... which we can pretty much guarantee is a better, lighter and far more entertaining way than how you are currently viewing it. Funny and dramatic situations seem to follow us around... and its about time we fill the amanda and whitney shaped void that sits in all of your hearts. We believe we are full of borderline amazing advice, but also occasionally have questions that even WE need help with. Ultimately, all we are trying to do is survive our mid 20's, like so many of you out there are, so we are inviting you to join us for the ride! Anyone and everyone is free to write us no matter how random the thought or stupid the question (by the way whoever said there are no stupid questions is an idiot. because i ask them all the time.) we would love to hear whatever you would life to say!!
We believe very strongly in several things. First, diet 7up and vodka out of the mini bottles can fix most things in life and is better than any 8 dollar drink you can get at a fancy bar . Second, Starbucks treat receipts were one of the greatest improvements in corporate America in the last decade. Third, sushi is the only food you can eat every day without changing your usual and never tire of it. Fourth, the best and smartest ideas usually come to you when you are in Hawaii. And the last and most important of our beliefs is that every situation, every day, every hick-up in life and every accomplishment can somehow be related back to an episode of Friends.
Welcome to Blog Dash! we apologize ahead of time if we talk about you in our posts... but hopefully we are clever enough to change the appropriate details so you wont even know its you ;)
We believe very strongly in several things. First, diet 7up and vodka out of the mini bottles can fix most things in life and is better than any 8 dollar drink you can get at a fancy bar . Second, Starbucks treat receipts were one of the greatest improvements in corporate America in the last decade. Third, sushi is the only food you can eat every day without changing your usual and never tire of it. Fourth, the best and smartest ideas usually come to you when you are in Hawaii. And the last and most important of our beliefs is that every situation, every day, every hick-up in life and every accomplishment can somehow be related back to an episode of Friends.
Welcome to Blog Dash! we apologize ahead of time if we talk about you in our posts... but hopefully we are clever enough to change the appropriate details so you wont even know its you ;)
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